Sunday, February 10, 2013
NEWS ALERT: Obama wins inter-galactic skeet shooting competition!
President Barack Obama today was awarded the trophy as the best shot in the universe. He started his first term as president winning the Nobel Peace Prize for his stunning potential.
With this demonstration of athletic prowess as a skeeter, he now joins the select group of human immortals including Kim Jong Il, known for bowling perfect games and getting 5 holes in 1 during his first time playing golf. Who can forget Mao setting a world swimming record when in his 60’s swimming the Yangtze river. And of course Fidel Castro who won enduring fame as a world class baseball player when in his 50’s.
Skeeters world wide will now adopt Obama's perfect skeeter stance.