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Friday, June 07, 2013

 

Campus bans guns, tells people to nod at attackers

In lieu of guns, people who find themselves in dangerous situations at or near the University of Arkansas should defend themselves by glancing and nodding, said a university safety expert.

From the comments:

1st: Nod
2nd: ask politely to stop
3rd: curl into fetal position
4th: pee yourself and try to throw up on them
5th: hope some person with a gun comes and saves your pathetic butt before they kill you.

6th: try to position yourself in such a manner so that your chalk outline will not be too embarrassing

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