Revisiting Ye Olde Campaign Slogan

In light of recent revelations [Dozens of CIA operatives on the ground during Benghazi attack] --revelations that come as a surprise to nobody whose brain has not been occupied by the progressive insects that infest us -- I decided to revisit the Obama slogan of 2012 Osama Bin Laden Alive, General Motors Dead with this update:

I know I've said it before, but now I just have to say it again: "I try to become more cynical every day, but lately I just can't keep up."