Top 10 Reasons Obama Abandoned The Men in Benghazi 10. Wanted our Libyan allies to rescue the consulate, but they were busy attacking it. 9. Election coming up, yannow? 8. Valerie Jarrett’s cell phone was turned off. 7. Afraid of damaging the reputation of the Nobel Prize committee. 6. Could not believe that our consulate was attacked by the Religion of Peace. 5. Waited for focus group opinion polls to determine best response. 4. Vegas Babay! 3. Strike team still waiting for Libyan entry visas. 2. SEALs vote Republican. 1. It’s George Bush’s fault.