How The GOP Plans To Stop Trump

From the Onion:

• Combine inspirational charisma of Ted Cruz with raw sexual magnetism of John Kasich
• Gradually win over Trump supporters by posting subtle pro-establishment messages in YouTube comments sections of chemtrail conspiracy videos
• Stress how Trump’s most ludicrous-sounding policies really not all that different from Cruz’s and Kasich’s
• Punch a wall a few times in frustration
• Call Trump in the middle of the night and then hang up to ensure he’s constantly tired
• Publish a measured but critical op-ed suggesting Trump may possess personality traits at odds with the demands of nation’s highest office
• Quietly announce additional GOP primaries in delegate-rich states of Cruziana and Kasichberg
• Maybe a few million more dollars’ worth of ads where someone talks in a deep voice
• Make concerted effort to start taking Trump seriously eight months ago

 Now that's funny.  I think most of them have been tried.