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Thursday, April 25, 2019

In Rare Moment Of Honesty, Democrats Finally Admit They Support Infanticide



From the Babylon Bee:

U.S.—In a rare moment of honesty this week, Democrats finally just came right out and admitted that they actually support infanticide.

After a Virginia lawmaker made an utterly repulsive defense of abortion during birth and the state's governor calmly discussed the killing of an already-born child should the mother so choose, the nation at least had to admit that Democrats were finally being honest about something.

"Usually, we try to hide behind the 'pro-choice' label or spew a bunch of crap about the mother's health or something," Virginia governor Ralph Northam said. "But we're going to part ways with our usual deceitful methods and actually just be upfront about our position here: infanticide? We're totally cool with it. We're all about being pro-choice, no matter if we're talking about a baby that's in the womb or one that's already been born, patiently standing by to see if their mother decides they're a person."


The nation agreed that this approach is preferable to the usual doublespeak exhibited by Democrats on the abortion issue.

"It's kinda refreshing, to be honest," said one man in Florida. "At least now we know what we're getting with the Dems---before I couldn't tell if their support for abortion really had to do with women's rights or if they secretly wanted to kill babies."

"It's a nice change of pace," he added.

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