Berkeley History Department Assigns New Races to Founding Fathers to Meet Diversity Goals

In a move sure to spark broad controversy amid academics and historians across the nation, Berkeley’s History Department Chair has assigned new races to a number of America’s Founding Fathers in an effort to meet Berkeley’s new diversity goals for its history department.

Berkeley’s History Department Chair, Peter Zinoman, said that the new goals, while “challenging”, were also “long overdue”.

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