I'm for any program that requires Nancy Pelosi and Janet Napolitano to either be felt up or videotaped nude every morning by Jose, the $20-an-hour security guard -- just as they do for the rest of us.

Ann Coulter realizes that the Capitol is a much better terrorist - sorry, "man caused disaster" - target than an airplane, so why are members of congress not groped ... uh, "screened?"

Strange Men Grope Nancy Pelosi or the Terrorists Have Won



Her best line:

Is there anyone in the government who can tell us why the pilot doesn't need a box-cutter to seize control of the airplane and kill everyone on it? You there, in the back -- the skinny guy with the big ears behind the teleprompter: Wanna take a guess? Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?