"One Last Lockdown"

Cuomo Regretting Killing All Those Elderly After Losing House Seat

 

ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo is disappointed after census data revealed his state had lost thousands of citizens, causing New York to lose a seat in the House of Representatives. 

"Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have murdered 15,000 elderly residents in nursing homes by forcing them to admit COVID patients," said the governor in between bites of his spicy meatball sub. "Maybe, in hindsight, I could have done better."

Embattled Governor Andrew Cuomo Defends Democratic Tradition of Sexual Harassment

 

Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D., N.Y.) on Friday defended his refusal to resign by invoking the Democratic Party’s proud tradition of consequence-free sexual misadventure.

The embattled governor, who faces numerous accusations of inappropriate sexual behavior, blamed the scandal on "very different theories within the Democratic Party," suggesting that younger, more progressive members were out of touch with the party’s storied history, and the contributions of legendary perverts such as Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Chris Dodd.

...In refusing to resign while facing multiple investigations and possible impeachment, Cuomo joins a long line of Democratic statesmen who refused to let criminal misdeeds get in the way of politics.

Media Criticizes Governor DeSantis For Vaccinating Republican Seniors Instead Of Killing Them

 

U.S.—Media outlets around the country have condemned Florida Governor Ron DeSantis after it was discovered he vaccinated vulnerable seniors-- a population that leans conservative.

"This is a clear case of corruption," said MSNBC's Joy Reid. "Everyone knows that most old people are racists who probably vote for Republicans. Not only were the governor's actions corrupt-- they probably saved the lives of several racists. This is unacceptable."

Several other godless nihilist commies agreed, saying the governor's move to favor the elderly for vaccination was "a waste of resources."

According to sources, DeSantis even refused to follow Governor Andrew Cuomo's lead and shut all the seniors in nursing homes as the virus spread through them. 

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo sent a copy of his book to DeSantis to help him do better next time.

The latest data suggests the Republican governor's cynical move to save human lives has paid off. According to the latest polling, DeSantis now enjoys a 103% favorability rating among vaccinated Republican seniors.

How is Gov. Cuomo Not Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter?

Gov. Cuomo has been gaming the system in order not to attribute deaths due to Covid-19 to infections caught in nursing homes. According to Betsy McCaughey writing at Fox, the number of deaths as a result of Cuomo’s nursing home policy is “likely closer to 10,000.” That number would be near half of the 23,564 cororna virus deaths NY has experienced to date...

Given the state of knowledge on March 25, when Cuomo and Zucker enacted their policy, it is fair to say that New York’s policy amounted to a death sentence for many nursing home residents — deaths that would not have occurred but for this policy. And it is fair to say that both Cuomo and Zucker knew it. It is also textbook involuntary manslaughter. 18 U.S. Code § 1112, defines the federal crime of Manslaughter as the commission, “without due caution and circumspection, of a lawful act which might produce death.” The President should invite the AG to begin an appropriate investigation.

This case is like the drunk who kills someone in a traffic accident. He may not have intended to kill anyone but he is guilty of manslaughter.

THIS should have been the focus. Instead, one Governor actually made it much worse.

This paper finds nursing home residents comprise 57% of all COVID-19 deaths in Spain, 53% in Italy, and 45% in France.https://t.co/cjDeJbQHGB pic.twitter.com/bF1Ks7nd8J

— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) April 16, 2020

The same patterns as New York where, it is reported, Andrew Cuomo actually ordered nursing homes to accept people who were infected.  And gave the homes body bags at the same time as sending in the infected patients. 

Let us remember this was the guy who demanded 30,000 ventilators and said 26,000 could die if he didn’t get them.

Let us remember this was the guy who demanded 30,000 ventilators and said 26,000 could die if he didn’t get them. He didn’t get them and 26K didn’t die for lack of them. Now.... https://t.co/iwOqEZuMJe

— Brit Hume (@brithume) April 15, 2020

Cuomo Opted for Death Panels, Lotteries Instead of Buying Ventilators

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo had a chance to order 16,000 ventilators five years ago for a discount, but he opted for death panels and lotteries instead, President Donald Trump said Tuesday.

“Take a look at that, Bill. What does that say?” Trump asked.

“Is this social distancing here?” Hemmer asked.

“It says New York Governor Cuomo rejected buying recommended 16,000 ventilators in 2015 for a pandemic, established death panels and lotteries instead. So he had a chance to buy in 2015, 16,000 ventilators at a very low price, and he turned it down. I'm not blaming him or anything else, but he shouldn't be talking about us,” the president said.

“He's supposed to be buying his own ventilators. We are going to help, but if you think about it, Governor Cuomo, we are building him four hospitals. We are building him four medical centers. We are working very, very hard for the people of New York. We are working a lot with him, and then I watch him on this show complaining. He had 16,000 ventilators he could have had a great price and he didn't buy them,” Trump said.

They decided that buying ventilators was cheaper than triage ... deciding who to die.

In 2015, that task force came up with rules that will be imposed when ventilators run short. ­Patients assigned a red code will have highest access, and other ­patients will be assigned green, yellow or blue (the worst), ­depending on a “triage officer’s” decision.

In truth, a death officer. Let’s not sugar-coat it. It won’t be up to your own doctor.