41,000 Hours Of January 6 Tapes Reveal AOC Died 13,941 Times https://t.co/bd3UGfm5A1 via @TheBabylonBee

— Ivan "New and Improved" Alaska (@Ivanalaska) February 23, 2023

'You're Just Mad You Can't Date Me!' Shouts AOC To Confused Drive-Thru Worker At Arby's

 

MIAMI, FL—Congresswoman AOC has been spotted vacationing in Florida while her home state of New York experiences a large spike in Covid cases. AOC hasn’t taken the criticism well and has responded by taking out her frustration on a bewildered Arby’s drive-thru worker.

“You’re just mad you can’t date me!” AOC yelled when asked if she was ready to place her order yet. “Ugh, but whatever I guess I’ll take a number one combo with curly fries.”

“Ma’am, I’m sorry, but we are currently out of curly fries,” said the Arby’s cashier.

“NO YOU CAN’T HAVE PICTURES OF MY FEET, YOU CREEPY REPUBLICAN WEIRDO!” shouted AOC in response. “You need therapy, won’t do it, and then you take out your sexual frustrations on women of color like me! Unbelievable.”

“Um, ma’am this is an Arby’s,” replied the timid cashier while calmly trying to resolve the situation. Reports indicate that the Arby’s employee proceeded to provide alternative fry options, but the fed-up congresswoman finally sped off.

On her way out, another car flashed its lights to let her go in front, but she shouted “You think I don’t see what’s going on here? Well, I CLEARLY have a boyfriend already, and it’s so obvious that you are just a strange, deranged individual!”

AOC Health Emergency

I guess “fruity cocktails in Florida” constitutes a “public health emergency” for @AOC: pic.twitter.com/wTJW97KuQU

— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) December 31, 2021

AOC Goes To Afghanistan To Warn Refugees Not To Come To Oppressive Racist America

 

KABUL—According to sources, AOC was alarmed after seeing thousands of people desperately trying to escape Afghanistan and come to America. 

"Oh no! Like, what are they doing?" shrieked AOC at her TV screen. "Don't they know America is full of systemic oppression? I need to go save them right now!" 

AOC then picked up her top-secret squad phone. "Get the squad together," she said. "We have brown people to save." 

She then assembled the squad in their secret squad jet and flew behind enemy lines to warn the Afghans to stay out of America before it was too late. 

"Salam Alaikum my fellow austere religious BIPOCs!" she cried through a bullhorn. "Don't come to America! It is a trap! There are microaggressions and racisms everywhere, and white people appropriating your culture! Please stay here where you'll be safe and your human rights will be respected!"

She then ran over to the nearest aircraft and tried to slash the tires but failed, due to her being small and weak with no upper-body strength. 

The Taliban then threw her in prison for being outside without a man.

Mark Steyn on "Wokeness at Warp Speed"

A few months ago I observed to Tucker Carlson that the difference between "Bush Derangement Syndrome" and "Trump Derangement Syndrome" was that the former was largely contained to a visceral loathing for the President himself, whereas the latter has been extended to anyone who voted for him - ie, the half of the electorate comprised of "racists", "fascists" and "white supremacists". Now TDS rampages on, to consume half the Democrats, too...

Like Nancy Pelosi and Slow Joe Biden

Let us take it as read that Trump is racist, and every Republican legislator is racist, and every Republican voter is racist. That's still not enough. Insufficiently Woke Democrats have to be racist, too:

Ocasio-Cortez Implies Pelosi Is Racist for Singling Out 'Newly Elected Women Of Color'

Speaker Pelosi has hosted meetings of "dreamers" where she thanked their parents for bringing them to the United States, because they're better than us, they're better than you. But you can cheer mass invasion and demographic replacement and still come up short, you racist. So it turns out even the vice-president to the first black president is likewise a racist:

Joe Biden's Racial Dog Whistle...

In the 2012 election, a cocksure Biden assured a black audience that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan were "gonna put y'all back in chains". That's how easy it was back then. He dozes off for twenty minutes and wakes up to find he's Simon Legree.

Today the Virginian Pilot published an editorial cartoon calling America racist and referred to Donald Trump's tweets where he tells some of Democrats who continually criticize America that they may want to first fix the cultures they left.  They were labeled "incendiary."

So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 14, 2019

....and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 14, 2019

So I did a search of the Virginian Pilot archives finding dozens of references to Trump as a Nazi, a fascist, Hitler or as a racist.  The Virginian Pilot never once called those vile slurs "incendiary."   Is it any wonder that unhinged, violent radicals like Willem Van Spronsen are encouraged to shoot up an ICE facility in Tacoma, Washington?  The press encourages him and people like him.  They hold his coat and have his back.

But I digress.  Back to Steyn:

As I said a couple of years back, when everybody's Hitler nobody's Hitler. And, indeed, when nobody's Hitler everybody's Hitler. Conservatives such as yours truly are inured to what passes for "debate" in America: if I critique AOC's Green New Deal and its plans to eliminate bovine flatulence, it's because I'm racist. It's not a difference over public policy, it's simply my bigotry. This strategy of labeling rather than debating has proved so effective that Republicans have given up talking about almost anything that matters - see, e.g., immigration until Trump entered the primaries four years ago. But, precisely because labeling has proved so effective for so long, it would be preposterous to expect the labelers to confine its use only to Republicans. Especially when labeling is all they know how to do.

And so the Wokestapo (as Laura Rosen Cohen calls them) knock on the door, and Nancy Pelosi finds herself as reviled as old-time segregationists like, er, Mitt Romney. From USA Today:

No, the real issue here is what we academics call 'intersectionality' — the combined impact of racism, sexism and other types of discrimination on people and groups. In practice, it means that white women in power often take on the same characteristics of white men in power toward women of color.

So the Speaker of the House, quite without meaning to, has turned into Nancy Trumposi.

It was inevitable.  It's not possible to be Woke enough.

Rep. @AOC refuses to condemn the Antifa terrorist attack on our ICE men and women

WATCH: Rep. @AOC refuses to condemn the Antifa terrorist attack on our ICE men and women pic.twitter.com/TCCXvUVTb7

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) July 15, 2019

AOC Weeps Over Empty Parking Lot

Here's how AOC, the press that covers her and the images they show ... lie to you right in your face.

Here's the image they want you to see:
 

Your imagination fills in the rest.

But here's the picture from another angle

Note carefully how the photographer chooses his angle and carefully avoids showing that AOC is just looking at a fence next to a parking lot. This picture is a lie, it's propaganda and it's how the Left lies to you. Blatantly. In. Your. Face. Lies.

Ocasio-Cortez: 'Everyone's Pay Should Be Equal, But My Pay Should Be More Equal Than Others''

Donkey Chompers

From the Babylon Bee (satire, but is it really?)

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking to reporters after coming out in support of pay raises for herself and her fellow congresspeople, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said she believes everyone's pay should be equal, but that her and her colleagues' pay should be "more equal" than everybody else's.

"I campaigned on equality and lifting up the poor and bringing down the rich," she said. "But after a few months in Washington, it's clear to me now that we need to shift my campaign rhetoric a bit."

She then held up a chart that had her core values on it and crossed out "Everyone's pay should be equal" and replaced it with "Everyone's pay should be equal, but my pay should be more equal than others.'" The representative began leading her supporters gathered in a chant: "Regular Americans good, politicians better! Regular Americans good, politicians better!"

And the reporters looked from Ocasio-Cortez to the other corrupt politicians nearby, and from the other politicians to Ocasio-Cortez again, but already it was impossible to say which was which.