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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

CNN Chief International Correspondent Christiane Amanpour Wants to have Saddam’s baby.

You can almost hear Christiane’s breath begin to quicken as she describes the person others refer to as the “Butcher of Baghdad.”

He came into court walking, escorted by two guards who were in bulletproof vests. He was wearing a gray suit and a white shirt. His hair is black, as it's always been, his beard was black with significant gray.

No longer the bright and bouncing boy of her dreams, he still radiates that virility that claimed her heart:

Saddam Hussein is definitely being, if not outright defiant, just basically saying that he does not recognize this court."

Alas, it may not be. According to CNN “She described the visibly frail former Iraqi president's arrival in court as he attempted to launch into a defiant speech even before proceedings were under way.”

Where are the lips she longed to kiss, the heaving chest, the bulging biceps, throbbing … oh, sorry; I forgot myself as I was swept away by her dreams, now so far out of reach. All on account of the Smirking Chimp who took her dreamboat away from her.

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