The Virginian: Is Barack Gay?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Is Barack Gay?

What this deal with “DijonGate”? I don’t care if the president is a homosexual, and I don’t think anyone else does either.

Frank J. At IMAO explores the black Chicago metro city sexual experience. I mean, who else orders a Burger with Grey Poupon? Who goes out for burgers with a camera crew?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Remember, he is a foe of gay marriage. But then, it could be repressed sexual urges.

Now that's a change we can believe in!

Perhaps this means more than people realize.

Remember that loving couple ... the Edwards? That devotion, that love that ... Reille Hunter baby?

Is Michelle covering for Barack the metrosexual? Is he perhaps too buff, too well dressed, too cool, too ... well let it go at that.

I wonder if he likes musicals?

UPDATE: Welcome Instapundit readers. I can definitely see Barack strutting the catwalks of Paris showing the latest fashions, can't you? Here are Vogue's Hottest men in Paris

You just know that Barack would look right in place.

UPDATE 2: I find myself in the company of a very beautiful young woman, the lovely and gracious Carrie Prejean as the victim of an attack by the gay police. Woe is me, whatever will I do?

I’m puzzled. I'm wondering why my liberal friends think that being gay is a bad thing?

Did I accuse Barry of a bad thing? Certainly not! Frank J. told us “I don’t care if the president is a homosexual, and I don’t think anyone else does either.” I swear that sounds enlightened!

Ah, but apparently many do care about Barry’s gayness, and they identify themselves as part of the left, the Party of Gay ™.

I specifically said "not that there's anything wrong with that." I would think that everyone would be happy that the beloved and adored leader of the enlightened peoples of the world would - perhaps - share the private predilections of so many of his admirers.

Do they think that being gay is a bad thing? If not, why should they be upset with a little gay humor?

So I’m puzzled. Carrie Prejean is accused by these people of being personally opposed to gay marriage and she is crucified. I pass along the implication that Barry exhibits some of the fastidious characteristics of gayness and the reaction I get is that that’s a bad thing. So what is it? If Barry were gay, would that be a good or a bad thing?

Labels: Obama

# posted by Moneyrunner @ 8:16 PM

Comments:

He may or may not be homosexual, but he's definitely gay.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:44 PM

I'm not really sure you know what the defining characteristics are of homosexuality.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:59 PM

Please, the only reason that the whole dijon mustard thing upsets you, just like all other ultra-cons, is that you spent your entire life eating boiled pork-rinds, and now you can't eat anything with more flavor than white rice. It's not Obama's fault you're not man enough to eat spicy food.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:51 AM

Based on high school and the 10 year reunion, the biggest bashers turned out to be on the rainbow bandwagon. Or on estrogen. I worked out with a few of them before school, but i never spent time flexing in front of the mirror observing my own awesomeness. I went more the way of ice house, red dog and baggy sweatshirts. Burgers are hard to judge by though; the hot dog is more telling. But the thought of dijon on a maxwell street polish makes me want to spit instead of swallow. Not near as bad as commie red ketchup on a dog though. Biden would put that stuff on his buttered and jammed whole grain toast and his 4 grilled chicken strips while he was sucking down a diet pepsi.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:57 AM

Obama's definitely less gay than John Edwards. John Edwards was the absolute gayest heterosexual baby-making' philanderer ever.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:42 AM

Arugula-munching, Dijon-mustard-eating, Paaaakistan-pronouncing pillow-biter.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:57 AM

I am more concerned about his COMPLETE lack of chest hair. Does he wax? Because if nothing else anyone's been brought up was gay, that certainly would be.

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:22 AM

Do these trunks make his ass look big?

Even his gayness is totally awesome.

The reason he's stayed in the closet is that the Black community is not high in gayness. They are his peeps so he can't come out.

# posted by

Moneyrunner : 6:59 AM

You keep using the word "metrosexual" but don't seem to know what it means. If what you mean is "homosexual," then just use that. "Metrosexual" describes people like David Beckham.

In any case, it's generally a bad idea for conservatives highly isolated from pop culture and modern slang to ever attempt to use such terms.

# posted by

Tyro : 8:13 AM

*pats* You're not all that smart, are you?

# posted by

julian : 9:40 AM

Tyro, hmmm, much like it's generally a bad idea for liberals (well, Lefties, anyway) to attempt to discuss national security, economics, or history, since they have been so highly isolated from them?

You know what would be nice? If those on the Left could just quit looking at themselves in the mirror long enough to recognize the slightest bit of humor, sarcasm, wit, or irony. But then, they've been pretty isolated from those, too.

# posted by

Dave : 9:49 AM

If those on the Left could just quit looking at themselves in the mirror long enough to recognize the slightest bit of humor, sarcasm, wit, or irony.Oh believe me, we're laughing. Not with you, per se, but we're definitely laughing.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:58 AM

You put that picture up on your blog and you insinuate someone else is gay??? ROFL!!

You need to take a step back and look at yourself gay boy...

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:59 AM

If those on the Left could just quit looking at themselves in the mirror long enough to recognize the slightest bit of humor, sarcasm, wit, or irony. But then, they've been pretty isolated from those, too.You left out "projection," Davey. But that's OK... us lefties understand subtext.

# posted by

I heart wingnuts : 8:27 AM

Y'know, there are innumerate doctorate dissertations, and at least a few good pop-culture books as well, to be written about the dark, damp underworld known as the psychosexuality of wingnuts. Glenn Beck's incestfics, Bill-o's curiously clinical sex scenes, Scooter Libby's bear-on-girl rape, Mrs. Darth Cheney's femmeslash...heh, The Virginian's homoanxiety would probably just be a footnote in such a grand volume.

# posted by

I heart wingnuts : 8:30 AM

Hmm a camera crew with you to eat a hamburger being ghey really wrecks the image I had of homos eating salads and doing 3000 crunches a day. I suppose it less gay than say sucking icing off your thumb on Aug. 29th while the people of New Orleans died in the worst natural disaster they had seen had ever seen. Then followed by playing guitar with your "musical performer" buddy the next day.

http://politicalhumor dot about dot com/library/images/blbushenduringvacation dot htm

Yea, eat a hambuger is WAY more gay!

# posted by

Robert : 11:42 AM

You know moneyrunner's obsession with another man's physique, eating habits, and clothing makes one wonder. Perhaps the blogger's gaydar is getting feedback from the strong signal emanating at its base.

# posted by

Robert : 12:04 PM

Fuck you you fucking pussy. Kill a conservative...save America.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:51 PM

Very true, Robert.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:52 PM

Sounds like someone is pretty insecure with their sexuality.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Do these trunks make his ass look big?" Jesus, really? Come to terms with yourself, Moneyrunner. Out thyself!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:57 PM

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