Teachers Who Insist They're Not Teaching Your Kid About Sex Also Weirdly Outraged By Ban On Teaching Your Kid About Sex

 

The people who put out the Virginian Pilot are absolutely outraged that your object to their kids being taught about sex even as they say they're not teaching your toddlers about sex.  It's a satirical article, but the Editors of the Virginianjh Pilot under the leadership of Kris Worrell are calling the lawmakers of Florida bad for saying that Kindergarten through third graders should not be given lessons in sexual orientation.

Since they and their LBGTA+ cohorts are incensed about this, we have to ask what motivates them to want to introduce sexuality, transgenderism, and any number of perverse sexual kinks to children who still lack basic reading, writing, and math skills.  Perhaps the Virginian Pilot editorial and reportorial staff can enlighten us.  Feel free to send us a letter.  

On July 1st, teachers throughout Florida will no longer be permitted to encourage discussions about sex with children in grades kindergarten through grade 3. Florida teachers have been adamant that they've never encouraged such discussions in their classrooms but they are weirdly outraged that they will no longer be able to.

"I have never once told a boy they are really a girl, or a girl they are really nothing, or a man that they should be comfortable loving children. Not once. BUT IT'S OUTRAGEOUS THAT I CAN'T," said Ms. Feilershiek, a kindergarten teacher at Chickasaw Elementary, while picketing in front of her school instead of teaching children.

One third-grade teacher, Mx. Pat Frumouge (ze/zir), had begun teaching zeir students about LGBTQ culture full-time ahead of the July 1st deadline.

"Look, I don't groom any kids. But I have to constantly explain why I look like a porcelain fish-being," ze said, visibly shaken. "This law is going to erase me as an individual. My sexual identity and favorite kinks are my entire identity... if I can't share that with children—which I don't—then I don't know what I'm going to do. Teach math?"

Children at Chickasaw Elementary School are reportedly failing at math and science but excelling at peer-pressuring other children to switch genders at will. Teachers insist the kids are doing that on their own, however.

According to sources, teachers are preparing for the next year by abandoning all subjects entirely in favor of full-time LGBTQ lectures to make up for the fact they won't be able to indoctrinate children next year—even though they don't do that.