"Melody Wiseheart" is a fifty-year old Canadian man who is crisscrossing Canada to enter women's swimming events where he is able to compete against teenaged girls as young as 13. According to reports, "Wiseheart" (a name as fake as his gender) uses the girls' locker room at all events and changes clothes alongside girls. Parents have reportedly been so uncomfortable they have constructed makeshift towel tents to help their daughters change into their swimsuits. In response, Canada has been deploying police at swim meets...to make sure that "Melody" can access these girls locker rooms without difficult. Our northern neighbor has driven itself off a cliff.