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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Duke Faculty Claims Widespread Racism, Sexual Assault on Campus. Avoid Duke At All Costs!

According to 88 leading members of the Duke faculty this is what students will find on campus:

Social Disaster

Rape

Racism,

Segregation,

Isolation

Sexism

Sexual violence

Protesters making collective noise.

And those are just the most prominent issues facing you as a student at the Durham campus.

Of course if you happen to be a white lacrosse player, bring your lawyer to campus with you. You'll need representation and a big budget. On the other hand, if you are a black basketball player, bring your copy of Tom Wolfe's "I am Charlotte Simmons." Its an instruction manual on getting it on with the willing coeds on campus.

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