There is a nearly 1 to 1 correlation between eating cheese and dying by becoming entangled in your bedsheets.
| 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | ||
| Per capita consumption of cheese (US) Pounds (USDA) | 29.8 | 30.1 | 30.5 | 30.6 | 31.3 | 31.7 | 32.6 | 33.1 | 32.7 | 32.8 | |
| Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets Deaths (US) (CDC) | 327 | 456 | 509 | 497 | 596 | 573 | 661 | 741 | 809 | 717 | |
| Correlation: 0.947091
Which only goes to prove that if you torture the numbers long enough they will tell you anything you want them to say.
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