McGruff The Crime Dog Put Down

NEW YORK, NY—In response to a growing anti-police sentiment, McGruff the Crime Dog has been taken to the vet and put down.

In other Babylon Bee news:

Antifa Member Lectures D-Day Veteran On How To Fight Fascism

“You’d better get on home, old man,” the anti-fascist warrior said, holding a brick. “It’s going to be a Night of Broken Glass, or as we like to say, a Kristallnacht. Down with Fascism!”