Major cities like San Francisco, places with year-round climates that attracted millions of tourists and skyrocketing real estate values, proclaimed that they welcomed “diverse” lifestyles find their downtowns abandoned.  San Francisco’s largest hotel owner just walked away from its lenders.  That was after Whole Foods, Saks, Nordstrom, Office Depot, Abercrombie & Fitch, Disney, Crate & Barrel, CVS, Walgreens, Williams Sonoma, and T Mobile, among other big names, left or announced closing.

Little Grand Haven, jealous of the lifestyle that made San Francisco the mecca of alternative lifestyles, has decided that this is the right time to declare itself “Proud and gay.”  Finding that being the magnet that draws thousands of normal people to the shores of Lake Michigan, the Midwest’s best-kept secret decided that this was the time to come out of the closet.