It was not immediately clear how Epstein could have killed himself since he was under suicide watch after being found unconscious three weeks ago in his cell in Metropolitan Correctional Center.
In tomorrow's news: the Warden of the Metropolitan Correctional Center and the guards near Epstein's cell shared the winning Powerball Lottery ticket and announced their retirement. "We had never played the Lottery before, but this time we just had a hunch" said the Warden before jetting off to an undisclosed location.
