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Saturday, August 10, 2019

EPSTEIN COMMITS ARKANCIDE

It was not immediately clear how Epstein could have killed himself since he was under suicide watch after being found unconscious three weeks ago in his cell in Metropolitan Correctional Center.

In tomorrow's news: the Warden of the Metropolitan Correctional Center and the guards near Epstein's cell shared the winning Powerball Lottery ticket and announced their retirement. "We had never played the Lottery before, but this time we just had a hunch" said the Warden before jetting off to an undisclosed location.

1 comment:

thisishabitforming said...

About that incident three weeks ago, we never did hear any details other than he had marks on his neck. Marks on his neck like hanging yourself? Then there were the other rumors that he was beat up. They found him in a fetal position. Not sure that jives with trying to choke yourself to death.

What we know for certain is that he knew a lot of ugly stuff about a lot of very big name people including Hill and Bill that might not want the ugly ugly, maybe criminal, stuff coming out.