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Taliban Buys Hunter Biden Painting For Presidential Palace
After a quick internet search of "paintings perfect for terrorists who want an in with the US president" the Taliban assistant in charge of buying things like paintings, influence, and good press, discovered the paintings by the famous painter Hunter Biden.
“His art is not beautiful, just like shot-up buildings and holes in the earth from explosions are not beautiful. It’s perfect for us,” stated Taliban decorator Evanah Kaboomahalalah. "We were very surprised to find the artist behind the painting we fell in love with was the son of the US president Joe Biden. We thought he was just a degenerate loser, but actually, he has been quite good at bringing in lots of money and at painting.”
The Taliban offered to pay $1,000,000 for the painting and also requested that Mr. Hunter Biden deliver it himself as a gesture of goodwill between the two countries.
At publishing time, Mr. Biden had agreed to give the Taliban the painting in exchange for safe passage back to the airport so he wouldn’t be stranded in Afghanistan like all the other Americans.
Friday, July 23, 2021
The Biden Crime Family, part 1,000,001
"Hunter Biden's appearance at the art shows, where he'll presumably socialize with potential buyers, is seemingly at odds with an agreement...that aims to keep buyers' identities secret from Hunter Biden, President Biden, the White House, & the public." 🤷♂️https://t.co/cVgWBqMqF0
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) July 21, 2021

