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Showing posts with label Jen Psaki. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jen Psaki. Show all posts

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Jen Psaki is the condescending face of the Biden administration

 

Psaki, a former competitive swimmer raised in Greenwich, Conn., seems to never have encountered people living paycheck to paycheck, or worried about how they’ll feed, clothe or educate their kids — amid a global pandemic, no less.

If anything, her statements seem aimed at one cohort alone: high-earning, highly educated liberals and progressives just like her, ones who think anyone on the other side is too stupid to acknowledge.

Last October, as the nation confronted unprecedented supply chain issues affecting not just the holidays but food and medical supplies, Psaki sarcastically minimized it all as “the tragedy of the treadmill that’s delayed.”

Yes, to Psaki, and the Biden administration, the supply chain crisis was down to a Peloton backlog, a minor inconvenience afflicting the crabby 1 percent.

After White House chief of staff Ronald Klain doubled down, the RNC’s Tommy Pigott tweeted, “Struggling to pay for fuel, food and housing because of rising prices is not a ‘high class problem.’ Biden is making everyone worse off, but instead of stopping the damage, their strategy is to try to gaslight Americans.”

Indeed, gaslighting is Psaki’s M.O. Here she is on our withdrawal from Afghanistan, days after a 17-year-old boy fell to his death from a departing US C-17 transport plane, huddled masses below clinging to the aircraft as it took off:

“I would not say that this has been anything but a success.”

 Psaki recently told the ladies of “The View,” “Feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class and have a margarita.”

This answer is “the tragedy of the treadmill” redux. I couldn’t say it better than Stephanie Gallardo, who is running for Congress from Washington state.

“Unfortunately,” Gallardo replied, “kickboxing classes average $150 so are $149 outside of my budget. Drinking a margarita at 11:37 a.m. on a Friday doesn’t seem advisable.”

Psaki announced she’ll be leaving her post sometime this year. If Biden hopes to turn things around, he’d do well to find a spokesperson who feels our pain — rather than one who mocks it.

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Psaki Vows To Find, Destroy Underground Lair Where All Corporate Executives Meet To Decide To Raise Prices Simultaneously For No Reason

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Press Secretary Jen Psaki vowed to track down and destroy the secret underground lair where all corporate executives meet to decide to raise prices simultaneously, for no reason. 

"It's a conspiracy! A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!" said Psaki as she wildly flipped through her notebook. "The big meat conglomerates! The oil conglomerates! The toothpaste conglomerates! They're all greedy and they're conspiring to raise prices on consumers because they're greedy!"


Wit h that, the entire White House Press Corps broke into wild applause, rushed the podium and carried Psaki around the room on their shoulders. 

Meat conglomerates decided to become greedy in December 2021 for some reason