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Saturday, August 27, 2022

Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You're Paying Off

 

Name: Chloe Martin

Pronouns: Hir/Sie

Age: 25

Major: Gender Studies, emphasis on trans issues

Bio: Chloe grew up in the Hamptons and chose to go to Boston University "because it was, like, pretty and stuff."

Hobbies: Smashing the patriarchy, smashing windows for racial justice, and smashing right on dating apps.

Career: N/A because "careers stand for a system of heteronormative, capitalist whiteness" - and the whiteness of most resumes makes hir shrink away hissing.

Debt: $127,000