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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Is Daffy Duck Down For The Struggle?


Is Daffy Duck “really” Black?

Is he “authentically” Black? Or is he the creation of “The Man?”

Is he down for the struggle?

Has Daffy earned his “street cred?” Let’s check:

5 point- Born black - check
5 point- Born in a single parent home - no parent, most likely. Ever seen his Momma?
10 points- Born poor - check
50 points- Sold 'Hard' drugs.. crack, cocaine, Heroin – a black in Hollywood? What do you think?
65 points- Been shot and survived – yes!
75 points- Been shot multiple times and survived – YES!
70 points- Gang member of crips or bloods – Hangs with them.
65 points- Been to prison - check
40 points- Been to Jail - check
20 points- Have at least 10 tattoos – yes, all back making it hard to see.
20 points- Kicked out of high school or dropped out - better! Never been to school.
20 points- 16 years old and have a baby mama – don’t ask, don’t tell.

Daffy is so Black he makes Obama look like Wonder Bread!

Did Daffy come from a single-parent household, was he born poor, is he working-class, does he play a saxophone, does he eat McDonald's and junk food and is he even from Arkansas, like our first Black President?

Is his posse tough enough?

Is Daffy a pimp? Check it out!

Looking for other suggestions about Daffy's authenticity. Please comment.

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