Whales have suffered more under the Bush regime than any other living creature except me. I promise that once elected, I will hunt down the Republicans and their supporters whereever they hide, including in the Arctic, by using whales on martyrdom operations. I will train them to hone in on the sound of Ann Coulter's voice, then trigger a small nuclear device, thereby incinerating all Republicans in the viscinity and guaranteeing 72 whale virgins in Whale Paradise.
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