"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."
This statistical correlation is as valid an any shown by Al Gore. It deserves a Nobel Prize.
It's scientific, its done with computers and it shows numbers. Pirated deniers will be ostracized.
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