"Give a man a fish, he will eat today. Promise a man a million fish, he will contribute heap big wampum to your tribal election campaign fund."
Iroquois
"While the polar bear bickers with the seal, that fat asshole walrus snarfs all the fish."
Inuit
and my favorite
The lazy monkey mocks the noble lion from the safety of the baobob tree -- until the lion pulls out his surprise chain saw. Who's laughing now, monkey? But it turns out the joke is on both of them, because here comes Marlin Perkins and his surprise tranquilizer darts."
Senegalese
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