The spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for both entities: 'We already have so many employees and so much money flowing back and forth, this would just streamline things'.
The only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger 'is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already own'.
Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills'.
HEH.
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