How can a man get cough drops unless somebody buys them for him?
Yeah and listen up peeps, you better check the dealWe got another mandate we gone straight revealAnd if you don't listen up, we be walking outYeah you know cough drops what we talking about
Take a look at this graph, you gonna holler with fearCough drops costing me a hundred dollars a yearI'm talking Halls, Ludens, to keep me aliveIt's like a dog-fighting ring, I need Vicks to survive
It's preventative medicine, suppressing my cough? Word.I need a vote from each of you--oh, that's kind of awkwardCough drops are so tasty--how is it allowed?Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about.
Cherry, honey lemon, or the mentho-lyptusDirectly to my house's where I suggest you ship thisThey come in all kinds of colors and flavors galoreEven sheep sk--wait, I think this one's yours
I appreciate the testimony, very profoundWe need to verify this policy is morally soundAnd there's one reasonable way to see if it should be allowedAnd it's to probe you internally, can somebody get me a towel?
My apologies for the gentleman across the aisleHe doesn't understand mandates, he hasn't been here a whileI see no reason we shouldn't pass your requestJust let me double check, yep, it passes our test
This is not about "men's health," this is not a prescriptionMandate Men's Health, 12 month subscriptionYour party has no respect for individual rightsNow come on up here, I'd like to check your insides
Well I guess it's safe to say this has kind of devolvedMaybe it's not the best idea to have these people involvedSo I think I'm gonna bounce, put this one on the shelfHit up the drug store--get some cough drops myself.
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