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Friday, March 01, 2019

Why My Wife And I Decided To Abort Our Unborn Gay Son

It's satire, but it will happen. 

“But it’s my body,” my wife said, sounding defiant, but like a little girl too. “It’s my right.”...

My wife cried all the way home. When we got there, we found that someone had firebombed our rented townhouse and wrote “Bigotry Doesn’t Belong Here!” and “Love Wins!” in spray paint on the sidewalk. I guess some fetuses are more equal than others, but I can’t understand it. I just followed all the arguments I’ve heard from our society to their logical conclusions.

 He's got the arguments down pat.

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