The United Methodist Church 2024 - Drag Queens

Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'

 

According to sources, local parents have expressed their concerns and hesitancy to support these story hours after suddenly realizing they involve grown men in lingerie spending time with little kids. "My eyes are opened," said concerned parent Hank Richards. "My alarm bells started going off when the library changed the name of this event. It seems super creepy now."

"We're still out here doing the same thing we've always done," continued Brandie Schmuts. "We're getting a bunch of men to dress up in skimpy, sexualized women's clothing to share with the most innocent, young, and impressionable minds why half-naked grown men speaking to children is a good thing, actually."

At publishing time, the Drag Queens tried switching their story hour name again to either "Grown-Men-In-Thongs-Twerk-For-Justice-On-Your-Kids Hour' or "Confused-Men-Sexually-Confuse-And-Scar-Your-Children-For-Life Hour," but everyone was still too bigoted to let them within 500 yards of the schools.

Can Anyone Explain the Appeal of Drag Queens and Why Lib Parents Bring their Kids to Watch Them?

 

Great Question.

Drag queens make a lot of money pretending to be women. If people want to pay to watch men gyrate their padded hips, that’s their business, but why are drag queens suddenly reading stories to young kids at libraries and schools? Lately, we’ve seen “family” drag shows, where young kids watch thrusting, half-naked men pretend to be women. This looks like grooming to me, yet some parents can’t wait to introduce their children to men who twerk for a living.