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Wednesday, August 01, 2012

 

Things Mitt Romney has never done

Here is a helpful little “Introduction to Mitt Romney” for the press:
1) Canceled three “kill orders” on Bin Laden. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
2) Sneered “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.” #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
3) Sneered that our energy problems would be solved, if only we had the brains to inflate our tires and get tune-ups. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
4) Eaten a dog. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
5) Dedicated his high school yearbook to his pot dealer. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
6) Seen how full of choom smoke he could get a VW bus. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
7) Used “a little blow.” #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
8) Flipped off an opponent during a speech. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone

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Comments:
That is really funny.

It was just as funny when I wrote it a week before you plagiarized it and posted it on this site without giving a hat tip. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/07/31/Politico-Romney-Press-Corps#comment-605038465
 
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