Via Ace of Spades
A friend just called me. A friend who has been to the capital. He told me, and I don't know if it's true or not, but he told me there is a stable of young boys in a labyrinth of caves and secrete mines under the capital. They are forced into slave labor by Harry Reid himself. He also breathlessly told me how he'd seen Harry Reid pull a grown man's heart out of his chest with his bare hand and then cast him into a river of molten lava. LAVA, people. That shit is fucking HOT! It would burn like a mother fucker! Anyway, Harry Reid has got to go.
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