Democrat Slogans

Public opinion is starting to turn in favor of the surge, and that could be horrible news for Democrats. If Americans think victory is possible, why would they support those who favor defeat?

What Democrats need are slogans to sell defeat to the public. Here are some of my ideas:

"Wave your white flag high and proud."

"The quickest way to end a war is to surrender."

"Defeat would be a feat."

"If you think surrender will end our nation, you forget that France has surrendered many times and it's still around... mostly."

"If something is hard, give up."

"We demand another Vietnam."

"Losing is good for our character."

"Genocide helps fight global warming."

"Losing a war doesn't have to make us sad. We can all celebrate the other side's win."

"America must be humiliated! (and don't question our patriotism)"

"It's not that we want America to lose; it's just that America winning is less important than Bush losing."