Representative Lisa Brown’s Vagina

I grew up in Michigan.  Most of the good people of that state are sober, hard working, salt-of-the-earth types.  But Michigan also produces some whackos.  Thankfully, most of them are concentrated in and around Detroit – which explains Detroit.  

In a recent speech Representative Lisa Brown (D - Bloomfield Hills) went on at passionate length about her Jewishness, her dishware and Jewish law.  She then claimed that a law regulating abortion clinics was aimed at her vagina.  But I’ll let Ann Coulter explain.

A Michigan legislator, Lisa Brown, gave a speech in the statehouse last week that would have made her right at home in a women's studies course at a local community college, but a wacko in a group of actual legislators.

She commented on a pending abortion bill by first announcing that she was Jewish, kept kosher, described her various sets of plates, and then saying that Jewish law makes abortion mandatory to save the life of the mother.

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 Then she said: "I have not asked you to adopt and adhere to my religious beliefs. Why are you asking me to adopt yours?"

Her smashing crescendo was: "And finally Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but 'no' means 'no'!"

It's not clear where Rep. Brown got the idea that the Republican caucus was planning on date-raping her, but I think there's been a terrible misunderstanding. The bill under consideration merely ensured the safety of women having abortions -- and, in a small way, the safety of the fetus, whom the U.S. Supreme Court has prohibited legislatures from protecting directly....

I have not polled all the Republicans in the Michigan statehouse yet, but the ones I've spoken to assure me that Rep. Brown's vagina played a very small role in their deliberations. It's odd that she seems to think she's the object of so much Republican male fantasy.

Why must a certain type of woman always start shouting about her vagina whenever the topic of abortion comes up?

Do what you want with your vagina. Pro-lifers just want to stop babies from being killed. It would be as though a slaveholder complained that Republicans wanted to regulate his anus by abolishing slavery and taking away his right to crap on his slaves.

For the deranged Left, everything is about them, and if it's a deranged leftist female it's always about her vagina. Dear Ms. Brown, please get over yourself ... and your female parts - all of them.