The world according to the Virginian Pilot April 19, 2023

• Virginian Pilot suddenly discovers military service that is not tied to a crime.
• Virginian Pilot suddenly discovers that patriotism isn't Toxic whiteness or all about old white men.
• Virginian Pilot suddenly discovers that the weather has stayed the same for 30 years.
• Virginian Pilot suddenly discovers that all police shootings of black criminals are not murder.
• Virginian Pilot suddenly discovers that Republicans will occasionally resist Democrat rules changes.
• Stories you won't find in the Virginian Pilot:
• Stories about the riots in Chicago last week where rioting hoodlums attacked tourists, smashed up cars, started fires, & were involved in shootings. 
• The fact that Rachel Levine's real name is Richard Levine, and he dumped the mother of his two children because "his truth" was more important to him.
• The fact that Lia Thomas's real name is Will Thomas. He changed it because he has an autogynephilic fetish and enjoys humiliating women.
• Harvey Marcelin a serial killer who raped and dismembered women over decades.  Harvey claimed to be "female" to gain entrance to a women's shelter. Then he killed again. The New York Times wants you to respect Harvey's pronouns.
• A precious 8-year-old girl was found at our Border with 67 different traces of DNA inside her. In JoeBiden’s America, little girls get raped by 67 different men. 
• Pedophiles are rebranding themselves as “minor-attracted persons” (MAPs). They’re also rebranding children that supposedly want to “have sex” with adults as “adult-attracted minors” (AAMs).  They plan to make the “oppression” of MAPs and AAMs a civil rights issue. 
• Joe Biden’s education secretary comes out against Pell Grants
• Democrats in Kansas are demanding a black Democrat lawmaker resign or be punished for breaking rank & voting in support of HB 2238, which would require athletes to compete in divisions based on their biological sex. 
• In 2009 Nobel Prize Laureate Al Gore said there was a 75% chance the Arctic would be ice-free by 2016.  It's now 2023, and the Arctic is not ice-free.
• Portland Police conducted a rare retail theft sting at the Eastport Plaza Shopping Center on 82nd & uncovered a number of other crimes. They made 19 arrests and found 5 stolen vehicles, meth, and fentanyl. The plaza is where the now-shuttered Walmart is.
• An Illegal Alien Is Charged with Running Over and Killing a Six-Year-Old Boy on His Bike in Watford City, ND
• Twitter removes woke policy against ‘misgendering’ and ‘deadnaming’ transgender people.

I have yet to refresh the first Twitter page and have more current news delivered to my eyes that you will find in several years of the Virginian Pilot. The truth is that Twitter, under the ownership of Elon Musk, is the country's best source of news.