The world according to the Virginian Pilot April 6, 2023

•  Virginian Pilot becoming ever more desperate to prove that the sea will swallow Norfolk because of Global Warming, predicts that we're all going to drown.
• Meanwhile, beachfront property values rise, proving that sane people do not believe those who write for the Virginian Pilot.
• Former Portsmouth city manager suit against corrupt council members proceeds.  The Virginian Pilot should be an unindicted co-conspirator for aiding in the cover-up because they deliberately avoided reporting on the Democrat Party's corruption in this notoriously corrupt city.
• Nobody is above the law except Democrats. First Crackhead buys a gun when he’s a drug addict and does not have to worry about being arrested or indicted.  Actor Leonardo DiCaprio testified on Monday in Washington, D.C. that the financier, Jho Low, told him that he wanted to donate $30 million to Barack Obama’s 2012 re-election campaign.  Enter Pras Michel of the music group “The Fugees” to allegedly help make those donations to the Obama campaign since it would be illegal for Low to do so.
• Virginian Pilot hates it when Democrats receive the same treatment as Republicans when they act up. In Tennessee, when those savages who excused the murder of six Christians invaded the legislature, aided by some Democrat members, these insurrectionists found themselves booted off their committee and might get booted out of the body entirely.
• I want to see the next GOP DOJ investigating how Nancy Pelosi did so well in the stock market, how Maxine Waters got so rich, and how close Ted Lieu and his boy Ed Buck were.
• Joe Biden’s indictment writes itself – too bad storing classified documents in your garage just got illegal again. Enjoy the New Rules!
• EPA makes new rules, bypassing Congress, driving up the price of electricity, but it's for your own good, claims EPA. 
• Virginia Beach spending $2 million on a music concert by a politically well-connected music mogul, hoping for fewer murders than last time.
• The Virginian Pilot editorial page is an unending Jeremiad against normal people.  It pushes war in Ukraine, celebrates Donald Trump's arrest, and advises Republicans to commit suicide by reducing Medicare payments.
• The cartoon page is an insult to normal people.

Kurt Schlichter writes about the New Rules:

Is this the kind of country we always wanted? Nah. I greatly prefer the rule that you are reluctant to jail your political enemies and to use the law to squash your opponents’ ability to compete. But you know what? The Dems decided they wanted different rules. I warned them. I opposed their changes. But no one can deny that the changes happened. We do live in a country where you jail your political enemies and use the law to squash your opponents’ ability to compete. And we will live in such a country right up until the moment that us doing it to them causes them so much pain that they beg us to change the rules back again.