The Virginian Pilot’s Rape Rooms

Somewhere in the bowels of the bunker known as the Virginian Pilot building there must be rape rooms. Where else would we get stories about Sarah Palin charging for rape kits unless there are actual rape rooms there? You know - rooms where it’s perfectly permissible to rape Sarah Palin in print every day. Rooms where vicious rumors about lists of books that Palin was accused of banning are born nine months after the truth was gang raped by the gang-bangers at the Virginian Pilot. Rooms where the truth is left bleeding after being sodomized by the Pilot’s writers and editors.