We no longer need to kill Bin Laden, claims Barack Obama

January 15, 2009: The brilliance of Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Obama has claimed it is no longer necessary to kill Osama Bin Laden to win the war against al-Qaeda.

In an unprecedented departure from the current wanted 'dead or alive policy,' the U.S. President-Elect said that simply keeping bin Laden holed up in a cave was enough to keep America safe.

H/T James Taranto.