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Thursday, February 07, 2013

The Daily Caller’s guide to avoiding drone strikes

1.) Don’t be accused of terrorism - easier said than done.  The Feds have accused lots of people of being terrorists, including Christians.


2.) Make sure you’re always somewhere where you can easily be captured - because if its feasible to capture you, you may not be vaporized.


3.) Avoid visiting Pakistan, Afghanistan and Yemen altogether - teen ager al-Awlaki was taken to Yemen by has father.  Avoid this mistake.


4.) If you are a terrorist, don’t get promoted - only senior level terrorists get targeted by Obama.


















 

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