Here Are All The Headlines The Babylon Bee Would Have Written If We Were Around In Bible Times

 Just an excerpt:

OLD TESTAMENT 

 

Close-Minded God Only Creates Two Genders 

 

Crazy Young-Earth Creationist Adam Claims Earth Is Only 7 Days Old

 

Bigot Noah Only Allows Two Genders of Each Animal on Ark

 

Work On Tower Of Babel Near Completion, Grbizt Mcbkd Flimadpt Dipbdeth Swn

 

Friends Concerned for Job After Finding Him Sitting In A Cave Listening To Daniel Powter's 'Bad Day' On Repeat

 

LGBTQ Community Beat: Things Heating Up In Sodom And Gomorrah

 

New Reality Show Follows Wild Misadventures Of Jacob, 2 Wives, And 13 Boys

 

Joseph Canceled For Wearing LGBTQ Coat Despite Being A Cishet Male

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