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Monday, June 16, 2008

ATHEISM

Too good to pass up:

“Atheism:
The belief that there was nothing and then nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.”

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Samuel Skinner
No, atheism is the lack of belief in God- all the crazy stuff is due to the fact the universe works that way.

Anonymous said...

Christianity:
The belief that there was only Invisible Tripartite Man and then Invisible Tripartite Man created everything (apparently on a whim; 5,000 years ago or maybe 15 billion years ago) including Visible Gendered Man -- or maybe Invisible Tripartite Man just steered things to end up with Visible Gendered Man -- and then Invisible Tripartite Man became Visible and Gendered so that Visible Gendered Man could kill Invisible Tripartite Man's Visible Gendered Man avatar.

Makes perfect sense.

Moneyrunner said...

I'm sorry you don't understand God.

Aspentroll said...

Hi Moneyrunner: I guess it's not hard for me to not understand god, because I don't believe he/she exists.
It's you I don't understand.
I imagine you are a grown man or woman who is educated, so how can you believe anything that is printed in the bible?
Have you actually read it all and understand what it's saying? To believe any of it takes a leap of faith.

Moneyrunner said...

aspentroll,

Having examined the alternatives, realizing that all belief systems require leaps of faith, I believe in God.