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Sunday, July 08, 2012

DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon

Iowahawk enters the world of subatomicshit to explain what just happened.

In order to disprove the Taxon, scientists at the HSWC devised a test experiment in their enormous CarneyLab bullshit accelerator. This test involved speeding a small mass of Facton - theoretically containing Roberts' Taxon - and smashing it at near-light speed against a flaming super-dense ionized clod of purified bullshit.
Have him explain what Taxon, Facton and other things that are impossible to comprehend outside the beltway by reading the whole thing.

Look a squirrel!

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