Via Patterico's Pontifications has a funny take on Bob Menendez' hooker scandal.
THE REAL OUTRAGE: I’m less offended by the payment for sex than I am by his breaking his word. Why, if he can’t keep a promise made to a hot prostitute from the Dominican Republic (there are no pictures, but we all have our mental images from the Secret Service incident), how, I ask you, can he be expected to keep his promises to the voters, with whom he doesn’t even want to have sexual relations (with the admitted exception of a handful of housewives in Trenton)?
Again: I ask you.
These Senators. They woo you with compliments (you’re “beautiful”; I need your vote), get you to compromise yourself, and then you get only 20% of what you were promised.
And then he short-changes you to boot! (Rim shot.)
Andrew Klavan
Democrats always screw you twice. First by working their will on you and second by delivering a lot less than they promised they would. The women in the story are complaining about this but that’s because they’re foreigners and don’t understand that this is actually standard Democrat operating procedure in this country. ... Indeed, Senator Bob’s approach to sex could even be considered the Democrats’ central philosophy: “You will bend over for us and in return we will promise to give you money and stuff… and then will give you a lot less than we promised.”...Obama is the master of big promises and meager results. "Five more Days."
It’s Democrat, not Republican, programs that send jobs out of the country. I mean, come on, are you going to tell me there are no prostitutes in America who can be screwed and then screwed again?
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