Republicans: Hillary looks sick.
Democrats: Conspiracy theorists!
R: You know, she’s coughing all the time.
D: Conspiracy theorists!
R: Hillary just passed out.
D: She has allergies and some heat exhaustion. It’s one of the hottest days ever!
R: It was 77 and breezy.
D: Are you suggesting that women have a different, weaker physiology than men?
R: No, I’m suggesting maybe she’s sicker than we think.
D: Misogynist … oh, the campaign says she has a little walking pneumonia. Now we know.
R: Why not say that in the first place?
D: She’s a warrior, amirite?
R: So this 70-year-old lady ill with a contagious sickness is hugging little girls and attending fundraisers?
D: She’s 69 and 7 months, you liar.
R: …
D: She’s a hero to elderly women.
R: Is she contagious?
D: Of course not.
R: If it’s no big deal, why is she canceling campaign events?
D: Actually, this dangerous, contagious sickness has infected a bunch of senior staffers who may now die — that’s how bad it was.
R: Seems serious. If Hillary lied about this, is it possible she is lying again?
D: Conspiracy theorists!
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
A Helpful Step-By-Step Guide To Defending Every Clinton Scandal
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They can't tell the truth, but everything else makes them look like idiots and liars. You're average run of the mill Democrat campaign.
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