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Friday, June 11, 2010

Obama’s Tough Talk Is a Real Kick

Why is Obama so lame when he tries to be anything but what he is? 
Any day now, after thorough interagency review, the Standing Committee for Posterior Selection will have given provisional approval for a working list of asses for POTUS to kick with an OSHA-approved shoe. Alas, final environmental-impact statements are pending. But once that hurdle is cleared, the president will focus like a laser on ass-kicking.

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