Mark Steyn on Obama's "Gulf War 3"

Steyn is the master of wordplay. In this article in Investor's Business Daily he pokes fun at poor Obama's efforts to stop the oil spill with rhetoric:

So the president has now declared war on the great BP spill — Gulf War 3! — and in this epic conflict the speechgiver-in-chief will surely be his own unmanned drone:

"I fired off a speech/But the British kept a-spillin'/Twice as many barrels as there was a month ago/I fired off a speech/But the British kept a-spillin'/Up the Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico .. ."

Chris Matthews and the other leg-tinglers invented an Obama that doesn't exist.

Unfortunately, they're stuck with the one that does, and it will be interesting to see whether he's capable of plugging the leak in his own support.

If not, who knows what the tide might wash up?

Memo to Secretary Rodham Clinton: Do you find yourself of a quiet evening with a strange craving for chicken dinners and county fairs in Iowa and New Hampshire, maybe next summer?

Need one of those relaunch books to explain why you're getting back in the game in your country's hour of need?

"It Takes a Spillage."

It is definitely worth your time to read ...

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