Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?"

You can't make this stuff up!  From the "Smoking Gun"

In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite.

Portland police looked the other way. (Gee, I wonder if it had anything to dowith politics?)

An image of the police report. 

Proof that Gore was in Portland at the time:

A police report prepared in 2007 said the alleged incident happened on Oct. 24, 2006. Gore was in Portland to give a speech on climate change.

And on the "what Liberal Media" front we find that the Portland Tribune has the story 2 years ago:

Portland Tribune had the story two years ago, and writes that it "chose at that time not to publish a story."