Hostage-taking pirates, seizing assets, demanding more money from Americans. But enough about the Obama administration.

"JohnHuang2" Got Overseas Contingency Operation?

"True to form, [Obama] is striking a cautious, low-profile public stance as the piracy crisis plays out," the AP fawned. As part of Obama's cunning low-profile effort, more naval vessels are joining the USS Bainbridge to watch Somali "pirates" hold an American hostage, on orders from the White House's USS Braindead.

Read the whole thing.