Iowahawk reveals how Mayor Bloomberg solved the case of the Times Square Bomber.

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"But dash it all, Holmes, who did?"

"Bear with me for a few moments, friend Holder, as I focus all of my deductive powers on unraveling this conundrum," said Holmes. He reached inside his Inverness and withdrew a small can of aerosol paint. After vigorously shaking it, he emptied its contents into a small paper sack which he then raised to his face, deeply inhaling its fumes. After stumbling one or twice, a look of realization dawned on his Krylon green-stained visage.

"I've got it!" he shouted, foaming at the lips with enthusiasm. "Quickly, Holder, what group of deranged conspirators now constitutes the greatest potential threat to the republic?"

"I believe you are alluding to the anarchists of the Tea Party," I said.

"Precisely, Holder!" he shouted, amorously embracing a rubbish bin. "Look at the facts all around -- they square only with one conclusion -- that this was the handiwork of Tory extremists, driven to blind violent rage by His Majesty's Heath Care Reform Act. I would wager my last farthing on it!"